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Writer's pictureRaymond Hargreaves

The Legend of the Metalcore Church

I hate to break the bad news, but I am not who you are looking for. My Spiritual Gift has allowed me to enter into places of untold riches places that don't exist for another 5 to 10 years. I am what you would call a spiritual wanderer because the church has been so limited in its teachings of the prophetic, I had to travel alone mostly searching out the secret things of the gospels. I am like the Vikings exploring the Americas before Christopher Columbus. It is a beautiful land flowing with milk and honey. The land of Metalcore. I wandered into the sanctuary where the greatest Christian Metalcore song of all time is written. A great war on evil is painted into the stone walls showing how the leaders of the metalcore church lead a war on Leviathan killing one of her heads, but the metalcore church is destroyed. It shows the Deathcore Community taking the last stand for Christ in the war on faith. Sadly, I am not the war bringer of The Metalcore Church. I sit in the throne imagining a great following, but the seat is far too big for myself. I'm least in the kingdom of metalcore. I am but A Royal Court Jester who is often invited to hear the cases brought to our courts. Doctrine debates and common quarrels about music. At best I may be nothing more than a grounds keeper in the House of Metalcore. How you ask, have I been given the keys to the building. I was given the keys to the Kingdom during my first prophetic worship night with Firestorm at a church in Bakersfield, California called Grace Assembly. Then, I had no idea what the keys went to until I started opening weird doors and walking on lands that most people paid a fortune to walk on. Some of the most beautiful women in the land stay in the dormitory at the metalcore church they are very disobedient, but they stay because they can't find a love like ours anywhere else. Though they are pleased with the attention they get from our community and seduce some, if not all of them, they hear the gospel regularly and God is pleased with the results of growing faith in the metalcore community. The beautiful misbehaving women don't get thrown out because they have more of a chance to accept Christ and develop a personal relationship with Him in our midst than if we throw them on the street... the other inscription here is that they may have slept with the guy in charge of their welfare. There are many orchards of grapes, and enough daily chores that everyone has plenty of work to stay active. The Leader of the Metalcore church is much Holier than I. I am unworthy of his position. I feel I am no match for him in a fist fight, and I am of no concern for musical talent. A prodigy on every instrument that matters to the Metalcore Community. He shares one music lesson and the entire community advances in music theory. I can't sit still for one hour to listen to a music lesson on YouTube. Many addicts recover here. The inscription here is something to do with dancing and wine being the cure for addiction. The many festivals here at the metalcore church not only entertain our guests but recover the lost childhood most people never recover from. The kitchen staff are so lively they work longer hours than everyone else, but they are overflowing with joy. The inscription here is 'Many people cook, but few practice Culinary Art.' The fabric here is different it looks handmade, clothing is substantially more valuable than business casual Our brand is our own, the weave is our own...I can't make out the inscription here it's cracked. There is a beautiful fountain in the courtyard with large Koi fish, sometimes if you wake up in the middle of the night you can hear someone/something splashing in the fountain it is very deep made from an old well. The statue is of a guy who previously owned the property. He donated the property to charity, and we are the only community capable of managing such a property. I can hear many instruments from the cathedral almost like an orchestra of electric guitars and drums. Students practicing instruments, performances, and choreography. The intercom announces physical training sessions for groups 1-3 I think it's a dormitory reference. I see some students with facial bruising and black eyes the sparing ring looks boarded up like the city shut it down. You can tell the underground sparing is popular among Metalcore artists.

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